BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
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Countless Millennials and GenXers are signing up as volunteers for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Many are wearing Bernie Bro tee...
Hero priest saves defenseless cherub from heinous celestial trafficking ring
An administrator of sacraments by day, and an undercover agent at night, Father Nick Spencer wears a lot of hats....
Steven Spielberg’s launches new book ‘Advanced Parenting’ as daughter becomes a prostitute
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BREAKING: Trump declares State of Emergency due to outbreak of deadly bernievirus
President Trump has declared a national State of Emergency after the Super Tuesday election as the country embraces what could...
Biden confident he can win ‘after taking South Korean primary’
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is confident he can take the nomination and beat Donald Trump after, "an impressive win...
Mayor Pete takes job as San Francisco Pooper Scooper after failed presidential bid
GT political reporter, I. M Sickadisalredi, has been following Mayor Pete since the beginning of Election 2020. Although only reaching...
BREAKING: AOC discovers innovative new method of preventing coronavirus
Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for thinking outside the box (usually under the box and way under the box)....
Voters split about whether they want breadlines and gulags in America just yet
GOSHEN, IN – With Bernie Sanders cleaning up in the democratic primaries, voters around the country are split about whether...
Biden’s gaffes and brain freeze now explained by cryopreservation
It seems every single day Joe Biden is on the campaign trail, a dozen or so gaffes make their way...
