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BREAKING: Iran prepares country’s Air Force for World War III
Iran's Defense Minister Mullukha bin Shallif has readied the country's Air Force in preparation for the coming World War between...
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Rose McGowan identifies as 72 Virgins of Paradise to marry Qasem Soleimani
Leftist, globalists, Islamic apologists, and others mourn the loss of The Iranian major general Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps and Quds Force...
BREAKING: Pentagon officials hire Bill Belichick to spy on Iran for WWIII
Pentagon officials have confirmed they have hired the world's most experienced spy to assist in the lead up to World...
Pelosi furious that Trump didn’t warn Suleimani before obliterating him in military strike
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., is furious that a top Iranian general, Qassim Suleimani, wasn't warned before he was obliterated...
Trump promises to bring troops home after ‘just one more eensy weensy world war’
President Donald Trump has talked about bringing US troops home from entanglements in the Middle East for years. He repeated...
New York Times scrambles to find soft personal side to Iranian mass murderer
Following a military strike on Iran's most deadly terrorist, Maj. Gen. Qassim Suleimani, the New York Times newspaper was scrambling...
BREAKING: Racist Democrats kick another minority out of 2020 presidential primary
The Democratic National Committee has booted another minority out of the primary race for the 2020 presidential nomination, this time,...
Sen. Schumer recommends these all-natural alternatives to help kids quit vaping
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., on Monday slammed the Trump administration’s attempt to crack down on vaping, saying that...
US raises legal age to vote Democratic to 21 due to health concerns, other dangers
President Donald Trump on Friday signed a sweeping spending bill into law, including a measure that prohibits voting Democratic to anyone under the...
Pelosi threatens to withhold New Year’s until they guarantee ‘a fair 2020’
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has threatened to withhold New Year's Eve and the associated revelry until they guarantee,...
