Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Sanders campaign defines ‘socialism’ as being social with people on their way to internment camps
Socialism? Yuk. Gulags, mass murder, mass starvation, deprivation everywhere, disease. That's not a pretty picture to present to potential voters....
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BREAKING: Trump permanently quarantines entire state of California as protective measure
Not long after CDC officials urged Americans to prepare for coronavirus outbreaks that will almost certainly begin to spread nationwide,...
Sotomayor says Trump justices are ‘biased’ as she ignites Trump effigy during case
Liberal Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor blasted her conservative colleagues on the bench, saying they are biased toward President Trump...
Purple cyclops community praises Pixar for embracing diversity
ATLANTA, GA—The Society for the Inclusion of One-eyed Purple People (SIOOPP) is praising Disney Pixar today after it was revealed...
AOC: ‘If socialism doesn’t work, how did Bernie become a millionaire as a socialist?’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for her brilliant economic insight such as promoting socialism and the prohibition of cow farts. She...
AOC demands neighbor’s Toyota Corona be quarantined while awaiting test results
Coronavirus is upon us. The mortality rate of up to 2 percent in healthy individuals and up to 30 percent...
REPORT: Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion
A new report by AARP shows that Baby Boomers are converting to PDF more than any other religion. "A friend...
FNC reporter asks Pelosi what finger she would use for Bernie’s rectal while assigning Superdelegates
We are all concerned about Bernie Sanders's health since he had a recent heart attack and is closing in on...
Moms Demand Action demands ‘Safe Space’ for Bloomberg in next Dem Debate
The Roundup-sprayed Grassroots Organization Moms Demand Action, which has anti-gun leftist chapters across the nation, is fighting to protect the...
BREAKING: Mayor Pete comes out as a straight black man just in time for South Carolina primary
The Iowa Caucus results are in. Mayor Pete won, maybe, but Genesius Times wanted to know his next move and...
