Nation celebrates Juneteenth when the government freed slaves from the plantation and made them slaves to the state 
Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash 
WNBA installs new mid-court wrestling ring to help players pummel Caitlin Clark 
BREAKING: Iran reveals ‘historic surprise’ is actually just a nation-wide kebab festival starting today 
BREAKING: Judge Boasberg Declares War On Iran; Sends US Troops In 
Buttigieg gets behind Biden as primary heats up
Super Tuesday was a massive voting night for a large part of the USA. While Republican President Donald J Trump...
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BREAKING: Warren drops out of presidential race; to run only for Commander in Chief
Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president has shocked the US political landscape by withdrawing...
Greta Thunberg introduces her zero-emissions car with tailpipes on the inside
There are just so many ways to fight climate change and every day new solutions seem to be popping up....
VIDEO: Why you should panic more about coronavirus
JP Sears identifies as a doctor and that's all we need to know to listen to his every word about...
Bernie to outfit campaign managers and volunteers in designer Brown Shirts
Countless Millennials and GenXers are signing up as volunteers for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Many are wearing Bernie Bro tee...
Hero priest saves defenseless cherub from heinous celestial trafficking ring
An administrator of sacraments by day, and an undercover agent at night, Father Nick Spencer wears a lot of hats....
Steven Spielberg’s launches new book ‘Advanced Parenting’ as daughter becomes a prostitute
Steven Spielberg is one of the most talented producers and directors in America today. His body of work is massive...
BREAKING: Trump declares State of Emergency due to outbreak of deadly bernievirus
President Trump has declared a national State of Emergency after the Super Tuesday election as the country embraces what could...
Biden confident he can win ‘after taking South Korean primary’
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is confident he can take the nomination and beat Donald Trump after, "an impressive win...
Mayor Pete takes job as San Francisco Pooper Scooper after failed presidential bid
GT political reporter, I. M Sickadisalredi, has been following Mayor Pete since the beginning of Election 2020. Although only reaching...
