Liberal projectile tears found to be the source of water on the moon 
BREAKING: Trump cancels Global Warming in latest executive order 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty following Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: 8 inches of global warming dumped on South Louisiana 
BREAKING: World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in 4 years 
Pelosi scores Colt 45 as official malt liquor sponsor of impeachment
As the Impeachment has begun and our 45th President is on trial, there is one company that has already started...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Democrats deliver Trump’s re-election papers to the Senate
After weeks of rhetorical fire and fury, a handful of U.S. House members walked quietly across a hushed Capitol on...
POLL: Nearly 1% of Americans still believe the crazy conspiracy theory that Epstein killed himself
In a shocking PewPew Poll, nearly 1 percent of respondents said that they actually believe the absurd, inconceivable, crazy conspiracy...
Virginia passes bill to stop drunk driving accidents by taking sober drivers off the road
Virginia Democrats are wasting no time changing the world for the better. They've already outlawed mass shootings and are set...
Study finds that the color white is the root of all the world’s problems
Finally, the prestigious British Medical Journal has discovered the cause of all the world's turmoil, inequality, despair, poverty, ignorance, and...
American Left and Right finally unite for the noble cause of hating CNN
It took a ridiculously biased debate hosted by CNN in which the spurious sexism claims of Bernie Sanders were amplified...
REPORT: Iran drops to 2nd in places that hate America behind #1 Portland, Oregon
Video uploaded to Twitter shows Iranian students attending Tehran’s Behesti University carefully walking around the United States and Israeli flags...
LSU slammed for hatefully winning a football game that President Trump attended
The Twitter mob rightfully condemned actor Vince Vaughn for shaking hands with President Trump at the 2020 College Football National...
16 most woke college mascot changes for 2020
With the college championship game being dominated by teams whose mascots are the vicious predators known as the tiger, many...
Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’
Democrat Cory Booker dropped out of the presidential race Monday, ending a campaign whose message of "being the black guy"...
