US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
Israel’s Pride Festival Near Ancient Site of Sodom and Gomorrah Cancelled Over 85% Chance of Fire and Brimstone 
Ilhan Omar Quietly Shuts Down Her “Quality Winary Center” as Ethics Scrutiny Intensifies 
Breaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had” 
BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his side, President Trump today signed...
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Fatalities mount as people run into plexiglass that wasn’t there yesterday
First there was 'sexiglass' the barrier that was placed between consenting adults. Maynard G. Crabs explained to GT, "The hole...
Experts shocked no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to not wear masks
Medical experts are shocked that no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to...
Alyssa Milano releases line of crocheted body armor for police
Actress, activists, and self proclaimed genius Alyssa Milano has already made her mark by being part of the #MetooSometimes Movement...
Fauci: ‘Dying cancer victims should just be glad they didn’t get COVID-19 with a 99.8% cure rate’
Tens of thousands of cooperative self-isolating quarantined citizens are coming out of their basements. A bit dazed, a little pale,...
Newsom reassures public that the church of the state is still open during lockdown
On Friday, President Trump deemed houses of worship “essential" while California and other states keep in-person services closed due to...
BREAKING: Biden chooses black female as VP running mate
Amid backlash for some recent racists comments, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee to run against Donald J Trump, Joe Biden,...
Nation’s liberals horrified by low COVID deaths as states reopen
America's progressives were horrified by the fact that states that have lifted COVID-19 lockdown restrictions haven't seen more deaths from...
Obama calls on black community to apologize for racist remarks made by Joe Biden
Former President Barack Obama has called on the black community to apologize for racist remarks recently made by presidential candidate...
Democrats maintain the best way to guarantee herd immunity is a Civil War
The world awaits the Rapture, or as we now refer to it, 'THE VACCINE'. That single shot which will turn...
