BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
LSU slammed for hatefully winning a football game that President Trump attended
The Twitter mob rightfully condemned actor Vince Vaughn for shaking hands with President Trump at the 2020 College Football National...
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16 most woke college mascot changes for 2020
With the college championship game being dominated by teams whose mascots are the vicious predators known as the tiger, many...
Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’
Democrat Cory Booker dropped out of the presidential race Monday, ending a campaign whose message of "being the black guy"...
Greta Thunberg sending dehydrated water to areas devastated by global warming drought
In a new scientific research study supported by the UN and Greta Thunberg's Ass-Burger's White Privilege Supremacy Fund, dehydrated water...
Glacier NP replaces ‘Gone by 2020’ signs with ‘scientific predictions are racist’
The signs at Glacier National Park warning that its signature glaciers would be gone by 2020 are being changed to...
Hillary: ‘If I were president, Iran would’ve committed suicide already’
In a bold interview of armchair presidency, Hillary Clinton said that President Trump is handling the Iran situation all wrong....
Coastal elites panic as Botox shortage spreads from San Francisco to Washington DC
In a surprise move today, Nancy Pelosi has decided to memorialize her role as speaker of the house and has...
Marianne Williamson ends presidential bid; turns into orb of pure positive energy
Marianne Williamson, author, spiritual leader, politician, and activist, as dropped out of the Democratic primary race and has become an...
OPED: Trump must be removed for his 2020 drone strike that made Iran hate us since 1979
People seem to think that Trump derangement syndrome is a real thing, but let me tell you that we need...
35-year-old agrees to move out of parents’ basement, give up allowance
Millennials have had it hard in this economy despite the boom in the UK. That's why it's great to see...
