Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
AOC travels to Area 51, discovers illegal aliens have been locked in cages there for decades
During the viral campaign to storm Area 51, it had been brought to light by US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that...
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BREAKING: Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity
Much hype has been made of the storming of Area 51: more than a half-million strangers will gather in a...
Liberals who spent 2 years fighting foreign interference in elections now want millions of illegals to vote
For two years, liberals in Congress and around the United States have been desperately fighting foreign interference in elections, most...
Woman who advocates for murdering children in womb, unexpectedly aborted from job
It has been a rough day for Leana Wen, as the board of Planned Parenthood decided to abort her position...
Hundreds have contracted socialyphilis after drinking Bernie Sanders campaign bath water
Hundreds of people have contracted the rare communicable disease socialyphilis after drinking the water marketed by the Bernie Sanders campaign...
‘Cash is hate’ Bond producers bravely declare as they tank franchise with feminist 007
Very stunning and brave. The producers of the James Bond franchise have decided money equals bigotry and cast a lesbian...
POLL: Steaming Pile of Crap leads 2020 Democrats by 7 points
A steaming pile of feces is hanging on to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
ICE protesters demand America become more like the countries migrants are fleeing
During a protest in front of the Aurora ICE detention facility Friday, a small group from around 2,000 protesters pulled...
Bigots furious over Disney casting a gay penguin as Simba in ‘The Lion King’
The twitterverse of bigots were ablaze with hatred over Disney's woke decision yo cast a gay parapalegic penguin as Simba...
Mark Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity
Much hype has been made of the storming of Area 51: more than a half-million strangers will gather in a...
