Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Women’s US soccer team demands equal interest in their sport
In the wake of the US women’s soccer team’s World Cup win Sunday, a new petition is demanding that the people...
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Spaniel caught trying to sneak free Chik-fil-A on Cow Appreciation Day
In an egregious act of thievery, a black and white spaniel was caught trying to gain free chicken on Chik-fil-A's...
Thousands lining up to get into Trump’s “Concentration Camp Resort”
A constant flow from Central American countries of migrants is heading for President Trump's new resort at the American border...
Hillary Clinton expresses shock and sadness for Jeffrey Epstein’s upcoming suicide
In a heartfelt tweet, Hillary Clinton expressed her surprise and shock at the unexpected forthcoming suicide of long term friend...
Fed up with blasphemous ice cream licking fad, local government enlists help from Spanish Inquisition
Well, nobody expected this twist. After suffering through years of Facebook fueled viral movements, one small government in East Texas...
VIDEO: Bernie supporters hold campaign rally at Wisconsin North Face store
Ten socialist Bernie Sanders supporters invaded a North Face store in Wisconsin as part of a flash mob campaign rally,...
Bigots outraged by Disney casting white transgender to play Barack Obama in upcoming film
As the nation celebrated the national holiday that symbolizes all men being created equal, a small minority of bigots expressed...
Kamala Harris never paid reparations for slaves her family owned
As recently reported, the ancestors of Kamala Harris owned slaves yet she has not paid any sort of reparations for...
Scientists baffled as to why straight men prefer biological women over trans-women
Scientists at the prestigious Johns Hopkins Psychiatric Clinic are baffled as to why straight men prefer biological women over trans-women....
Democrats finally outraged over a border crossing
Democrats have increasingly supported border crossings, especially when they involve undocumented migrants coming into the United States to vote for...
