BREAKING: Nation shocked to see a president in a room full of children and not sniff any of them 
BREAKING: Democrats warn DOGE that it’s unconstitutional for the federal government to be efficient 
Democrats warn they may never win another election again if Trump shuts down their USAID money laundering operation 
BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency 
BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down 
CNN hires Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment of Andrew McCabe
Disgraced news network CNN announced on Friday that it hired disgraced FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment...
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Britons ‘fight for democracy’ by ignoring results of democratic elections
The British people have had enough of this right-wing extreme position of following the democratic elections. Dozens are protesting in...
DiCaprio: ‘Humanity has 12 years to repent and submit to my climate authority!’
Leonardo DiCaprio has called on his followers to repent and submit to his climate authority in a bid to save...
Rey employs practical new light saber in ‘Rise of Skywalker’
Throwing out all the stops for the last in the latest Star Wars trilogy, producers at Disney have given the...
Clinton: ‘We shouldn’t nuke hurricanes. We should hang them. With toilet paper.’
Axios reported over the weekend that President Trump has suggested multiple times to senior Homeland Security and national security officials that...
Ocasio Cortez: ‘Women won’t be equal until we end women’s suffrage!’
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the "Equality Can't Wait" conference by storm this today for Womens' Equality Day...
Obama slams selfish greedy rich people from his new $15 million Martha’s Vineyard estate
Former President Barack Obama said people make too much money and should pay a little more in taxes because they...
STUDY: Leftists complaining about Amazon fires account for more C02 than the actual fires
According to a study conducted by the International Climate Literal Science Expert Group there has been a sharp increase in...
BREAKING: Tom Cruise announces he’s running for president in 2020
Joining the 15 million other candidates for president in 2020, movie titan Tom Cruise has decided to run, literally. He...
Descendant of noble European culture tearfully apologizes for beautiful civilization
Not to be outdone in the trendy olympics of progressive self-flagellation, John Wilmore mass a grand sweeping apology for everything...
