Local leftist peels off ‘All Refugees Welcome’ bumper sticker after finding out that some refugees are white 
Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope 
BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge 
BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’ 
BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’ 
Sheikh O’Rourke vows to impose jizya tax on gay marriage opponents
During a town hall hosted by CNN, the venerable sheikh Beto O’Rourke explained his plan for bringing critics of the...
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Breaking: Justin Trudeau to play lead role in Brokeback Mountain reboot
Justin Trudeau is said to have signed on to play the lead in the Brokeback Mountain reboot. A story about...
States now requiring ‘man flu’ vaccination before marriage
The Food and Drug Administration has just announced approval of the new man-flu vaccine, Viril-Myst, which will be available for...
Greta Thunberg: ‘The Nobel Committee clearly want the world to die’
Greta Thunberg was incensed at not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for her emotional complaining about the weather. After...
Nike introduces new Chinese ad campaign
Not a company that seeks to avoid controversy, Nike has introduced a new ad campaign to back its socio-political overlords...
Hollywood star bravely comes out as a straight white man
No demographic receives more hate, especially in California, than straight white males. That's why it's especially brave of several Hollywood...
Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
Greta Thunberg to Nobel Committee: ‘How dare you not give me the Peace Prize’
Greta Thunberg was incensed at not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for her emotional complaining about the weather. After...
Elizabeth Warren to celebrate Indigenous People’s Day by scalping 6 of her political enemies
Most people are aware that Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president, is a true...
Elizabeth Warren honored as first 1/1024th Native American featured on US ‘zero cents’ coin
Sen. Elizabeth Warren's presidential hopes just scored another boost after front runner Joe Biden has been mired with corruption charges...
