BREAKING: Iran reveals ‘historic surprise’ is actually just a nation-wide kebab festival starting today 
BREAKING: Judge Boasberg Declares War On Iran; Sends US Troops In 
Democrats take a break from worshipping a fentanyl-addict as a god to say they don’t want a king 
Leave Every Light in the House On and the Doors Open and Other Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day 
BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham hospitalized with prolonged erection after Israel bombs Iran 
BREAKING: Photos emerge of Justin Trudeau pretending to be Prime Minister
Canadian buffoon Justin Trudeau was dealt a major blow on Wednesday by the publication of a several photos surfacing of...
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Local abortionist laughs at recent mass shooter’s ‘rookie numbers’
Stanley Alberts, the #1 abortionist at the Columbus, Ohio Women’s Clinic has some advice for the most recent mass shooters....
Beto’s security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
Call him what you may, a joke, a puppet, or vanilla Obama, but you can't call Robert "Beto" O'Rourke a...
BREAKING: Harris will pick 10 lucky families for her ‘universal basic incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic...
Beto gun grab to start with water gun confiscation from each and every child
During last Thursday’s presidential debate, former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke said, “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your...
Beto O’Rourke named prestigious AR-15 Salesman of the Year
Democratic presidential hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke was just named the prestigious Armalite AR-15 salesman of the year, an honor that...
Despite mental lapses Biden confident he will win the 2020 race for Shady Acres Retirement Home President
Call them gaffs or mental lapses, former Vice President and current presidential candidate Joe Biden has had plenty of them...
Singer Sam Smith have come out as plural
Pop Star Sam Smith evidently did not get enough attention coming out as gay earlier this year so they has...
BREAKING: All Democratic candidates arrested for bribing voters with stolen money
All official Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election have been arrested for trying to bribe voters with stolen...
British troops triggered by ‘Come and Take it’ flag, condemn it as hate speech
The British are coming... to say they were triggered by the guerilla revolutionaries of the American Founding. It all started...
