BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Elon Musk needs to stop doing amazing things because it’s making us gender studies triple-doctorates feel worthless 
Muslim congresswoman demands US become more like the country where she couldn’t make demands
Representative Ilhan Omar of Minnesota is taking Congress by storm, demanding that the United States become more like the country...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Russians completely undermine US democracy with $974 of Facebook ads
While the charges of collusion between President Trump and Russia appear to be unwarranted, there is massive evidence that Russia...
Ocasio-Cortez to make April Fool’s Day a national holiday to honor ‘America’s useful idiots’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, affectionately known as Alexandria Ocassional-Cortex by her fans, is pushing to make April Fool's Day a national holiday...
Trump buys CNN; changes it to the government-run Great News Network
After years of combating what he calls the "fake news network" CNN and suggesting that the government needs a state-run...
#IBelieveHer campaign calls it quits ahead of Biden presidential bid
The #IBelieveHer movement was a strong catalyst against conservative figures like Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during his nomination process....
OPINION: We must stop Chik-fil-A’s hateful, oppressive delicious chicken and great service
Chick-fil-A makes delicious chicken sandwiches and serves them with a level of customer service that hasn't been seen in decades...
City council excludes Chick-fil-A in order to be inclusive
San Antonio, TX city council has decided to ban Chick-fil-A from opening a store at its airport in effort to...
OPINION: No one voted for AOC’s Green New Deal because they’re sexist
The Senate voted on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal this week after some epic arguments. No one voted for it...
VIDEO: Hitler responds to Mueller report
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BREAKING: Schiff has evidence Trump colluded with Russians to rip mattress tags off in 1998
After the Mueller probe into President Trump's collusion with Russia came up empty, Democratic lawmakers aren't yielding. Representative Adam Schiff...
