Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator 
Two Imperial AT-ATs Seen Patrolling Around Obama Presidential Center 
Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend 
The Racist Origins of Father’s Day 
Happy Non-Gestating Person Day to All Who Celebrate 
Breaking: Prominent white-supremacist calls transgenderism stupid
Candace, Candace, Candace, the sweetheart Nazi Barbie doll of the alt right thinks it’s stupid for children to choose their...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Elizabeth Warren promises to give state of Alabama back to ‘her people’ on first day of presidency
In an unprecedented level of virtue signalling and pandering for votes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has promised to give the state...
Progressives plan brave mass suicide to combat climate change
Progressives in San Francisco, CA are planning a mass suicide to combat climate change. They have collected in a group...
Walmart declares itself a ‘gun-free zone’; changes name to Target
Walmart says it is now a "gun-free zone" and is changing its name to Target. The announcement comes just days...
Bernie: “Sacrificing poor people to Moloch is our only hope against climate change”
A long time ago, in the land of fairies and magic, human beings collectively believed they could appease their angry...
OPED: How dare Trump spend Defense money on defending the country!
It is a national disgrace that President Trump stolen money from the Defense budget to actually defending the country. Even...
BREAKING: Trump recklessly diverts military funds from unnecessary foreign wars to actually protecting the US
President Trump has directed the Pentagon to recklessly divert $3.6 billion dollars from unnecessary foreign interventions to actually protecting the...
Chicago gangs took Labor Day weekend off; only 7 killed over the holiday weekend
CHICAGO – At least 35 people were shot, including 7 fatally, over the Labor Day weekend in Chicago, a decrease...
BREAKING: Gov. Newsom declares state of emergency after Hurricane Dorian ravages California cities
While Floridians seem to have been spared of Hurricane Dorian's wrath, California Governor Gavin Newsom on the other side of...
