California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player 
KFC offering deal in honor of Taylor Swift’s new album
The chicken chain KFC is ramping up their marketing in light of the Internet chicken wars. Franchises around the country...
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OPED: I was raped by whoever Trump picks to replace Ginsburg on the Supreme Court
This is incredibly difficult for me to do but I feel that it's necessary to come forward and expose the...
Crowd cheers as Beto claims genocide should be between a dictator and his subjects
Presidential contender Beto O’Rourke said he believes the decision to have a third-trimester genocide should be up to the dictator,...
CNN hires Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment of Andrew McCabe
Disgraced news network CNN announced on Friday that it hired disgraced FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment...
Britons ‘fight for democracy’ by ignoring results of democratic elections
The British people have had enough of this right-wing extreme position of following the democratic elections. Dozens are protesting in...
DiCaprio: ‘Humanity has 12 years to repent and submit to my climate authority!’
Leonardo DiCaprio has called on his followers to repent and submit to his climate authority in a bid to save...
Rey employs practical new light saber in ‘Rise of Skywalker’
Throwing out all the stops for the last in the latest Star Wars trilogy, producers at Disney have given the...
Clinton: ‘We shouldn’t nuke hurricanes. We should hang them. With toilet paper.’
Axios reported over the weekend that President Trump has suggested multiple times to senior Homeland Security and national security officials that...
Ocasio Cortez: ‘Women won’t be equal until we end women’s suffrage!’
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the "Equality Can't Wait" conference by storm this today for Womens' Equality Day...
Obama slams selfish greedy rich people from his new $15 million Martha’s Vineyard estate
Former President Barack Obama said people make too much money and should pay a little more in taxes because they...
