Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator 
Two Imperial AT-ATs Seen Patrolling Around Obama Presidential Center 
Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend 
The Racist Origins of Father’s Day 
Happy Non-Gestating Person Day to All Who Celebrate 
SJWs mad that the female Thor isn’t a black transgender lesbian
Natalie Portman's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is set to drastically expand in the next Thor sequel, as her franchise character...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
KFC offering deal in honor of Taylor Swift’s new album
The chicken chain KFC is ramping up their marketing in light of the Internet chicken wars. Franchises around the country...
OPED: I was raped by whoever Trump picks to replace Ginsburg on the Supreme Court
This is incredibly difficult for me to do but I feel that it's necessary to come forward and expose the...
Crowd cheers as Beto claims genocide should be between a dictator and his subjects
Presidential contender Beto O’Rourke said he believes the decision to have a third-trimester genocide should be up to the dictator,...
CNN hires Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment of Andrew McCabe
Disgraced news network CNN announced on Friday that it hired disgraced FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment...
Britons ‘fight for democracy’ by ignoring results of democratic elections
The British people have had enough of this right-wing extreme position of following the democratic elections. Dozens are protesting in...
DiCaprio: ‘Humanity has 12 years to repent and submit to my climate authority!’
Leonardo DiCaprio has called on his followers to repent and submit to his climate authority in a bid to save...
Rey employs practical new light saber in ‘Rise of Skywalker’
Throwing out all the stops for the last in the latest Star Wars trilogy, producers at Disney have given the...
Clinton: ‘We shouldn’t nuke hurricanes. We should hang them. With toilet paper.’
Axios reported over the weekend that President Trump has suggested multiple times to senior Homeland Security and national security officials that...
Ocasio Cortez: ‘Women won’t be equal until we end women’s suffrage!’
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the "Equality Can't Wait" conference by storm this today for Womens' Equality Day...
