California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player 
BREAKING: Schiff has evidence Trump colluded with Russians to rip mattress tags off in 1998
After the Mueller probe into President Trump's collusion with Russia came up empty, Democratic lawmakers aren't yielding. Representative Adam Schiff...
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Sen. Mike Lee jumps on Green New Deal taun taun wagon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK27NZon11w In a beautiful speech, Senator Mike Lee of Utah defends Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal and jumps on the...
Rockland County mandates anti-vaxxers to wear yellow star so we can identify them easier
The measles outbreak in Rockland County, New York has reached catastrophic levels. It's like Armageddon in the area with people...
First all-female spacewalk cancelled because they ‘couldn’t find the perfect outfit’
A historic spacewalk was scheduled to occur this week, with only women operating outside the ISS for the first time...
Hoax charges against gay black actor being dropped is proof of Trumpstopian nightmare
Jussie Smollett is probably one of the most oppressed people on the planet. Not only is he gay and black,...
BREAKING: New Zealand outlaws mass shootings
New Zealand is the first Western country to boldly ban mass shootings in all forms following a deadly massacre in...
Tim Cook announces new ‘Apple Church’ during annual event
Already a sort of religion for fans, the Apple CEO Tim Cook announced a new industry for the tech giant...
New Zealand bans guns so citizens feel safer during the next mass shooting
When a terrorist massacred 50 people at two New Zealand mosques, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern immediately grasped the nettle. “I...
Nation’s liberals heartbroken that the president didn’t collude with Russians
Washington, DC—In a turn of events that is sending shockwaves throughout the political world, special council Robert Mueller found Friday...
BREAKING: Southern Poverty Law Center designates itself as a hate group
After years of smearing good people with false charges of bigotry, the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has finally been...
