Tennessee Hires Dr. Hillarsky Clintonsky to Finish the Job After Two Botched Lethal Injections 
NFL Teams Lining Up to Draft The Cornell 7 
Iran Graciously Lets Democrats Use Their Trademarked slogan “Death to America” for 2026 midterm Election 
Macron Caught Playing Lute As France Burns to the Ground 
WNBA Bans All Fans From Games After One Pointed at A’ja Wilson 
Ancestry DNA test shows that everyone is Native American
In an effort to prove that he feels the pain of his marginalized brothers and sisters, Clay Egbertson of Encino,...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Local man unsure if going further into national debt to kill babies is a good idea
A local man remained unsure about the United States federal government policy of going further into debt in order to...
Several American cities flooded by liberal tears
Governors of several American states have declared a state of emergency after flash floods of liberal tears have inundated their...
Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert
A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every...
Dems propose lighting Kavanaugh on fire ‘to see if he burns’
Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee Brett...
Kavanaugh yearbook contains codewords revealing he is actually Jack the Ripper
Despite the defense by Republican agents, several Internet experts have discovered the true identity of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh:...
New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%
In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus...
Kavanaugh Accused of WWII War Crimes Committed Before He Was Born
In a shocking twist of events, Senate Judiciary Committee Member Diane Feinstein has brought to light accusations that SCOTUS nominee...
“Raw milk should be illegal” say students chowing down on street meat
As the Trump administration rolls back FDA regulations, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less government intervention...
