FBI quickly closes New Orleans terror case so they can get back to monitoring the real terrorists: concerned parents at school board meetings 
BREAKING: Biden bans all trucks after 2 commit terrorist attacks New Years Eve 
BREAKING: Leader of ISIS, Barack Obama claims credit for New Orleans terrorist attack 
BREAKING: Ilhan Omar offers condolences to family of ISIS-linked New Orleans terrorist 
BREAKING: Nation horrified to learn terrorist wasn’t a white supremacist 
Spirit Halloween “Science” Costume
Unleash your inner genius and eccentricity with the Spirit Halloween "Science" costume, the perfect choice for Halloween or themed parties....
Satire That’s Truer Than News
BREAKING: All 11 of Mike Pence supporters were devastated to learn he has dropped out of the race
INDIANAPOLIS—The 2024 presidential race took an unexpected turn when former Vice President Mike Pence announced his withdrawal from the crowded...
Biden to replace all statues of white people with statues of George Floyd robbing pregnant woman
US—President* Biden signed an executive order earlier today instructing all municipalities to replace their racist statues of white people with...
BREAKING: AOC introduces bill outlawing mass shootings
Following a string of mass shootings, Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has had enough. "Welp, we were so stupid for so long...
Brave local man cuts off his penis so that other men won’t rape people with theirs
SPRINGFIELD—A brave local man, Hugh Janus, has cut off his penis so that other men won't rape people. This follows...
Fetterman finally returns from Burning Man 2022: no-one noticed he was gone
PHILADELPHIA: Pennsylvania senator John Fetterman is back home today after being stuck at the Burning Man festival in Nevada for...
EXCLUSIVE: Mike Johnson won Speakership by promising to ban AOC’s ‘pull my finger’ gag
Washington, D.C. - In a surprising turn of events, newly elected Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has made it...
BREAKING: Trump opens new luxurious Palestinian Underground Bunker Hotel & Casino to promote world peace
West Bank, Middle East - In a surprising twist, former U.S. President Donald Trump has unveiled his most ambitious venture...
REPORT: New Study Finds Men Who Have Taken The Covid Vaccine May Not Be Able To Get Pregnant
San Francisco, CA - In a groundbreaking scientific discovery, a new study has shaken the foundations of biology as we...
Biden: ‘The most important thing for Israelis and Palestinians to do is to get vaccinated’
Washington, DC—In an unexpected twist of diplomacy, President Biden, while addressing the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict, offered a unique perspective: "The...
