Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Pentagon renames F-35s ‘Lauren Boeberts’ ensuring 24/7 night vision footage of them
PENTAGON—In a surprising move that's set to revolutionize both the military and reality TV, the Pentagon has announced plans to...
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Biden offers ancient mummified dead aliens in Mexico free health care and $6,000 a month if they come to America
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that has raised eyebrows across the galaxy, President* Joe Biden has announced an unprecedented immigration incentive...
Nancy Pelosi Threatens To Leak Her Own Sex Tape If Any Republican Runs Against Her In 2024
In a shocking turn of events, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has issued a stern warning to potential Republican challengers in...
Biden: ‘My son lost his life in the 9/11 attacks’
In a recent speech that left even seasoned fact-checkers scratching their heads, President Joe Biden made a startling claim, stating,...
In response to Biden sending $6 billion to enemies of America, GOP Leader McCarthy to send 6 billion strongly-worded letters
In a stunning display of congressional might, House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy has announced his bold plan to combat President...
On 9/11 anniversary, Biden reminds nation of those millions who lost their lives on January 6
In a moving and somewhat perplexing speech on the anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks, President Joe Biden took...
NY Mayor to Texas Gov: ‘How dare you send illegals to my city that openly welcomes them!’
NEW YORK—Mayor Eric Adams blasted Texas Governor Greg Abbott for bussing illegal immigrants to New York, which openly welcomes them....
BREAKING: Fulton DA Willis indicts 75 million Americans for overthrowing democracy by voting for Trump
ATLANTA—Fulton County District Attorney "Big" Fani Willis has decided to take decisive action against what she perceives as a grave...
EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Geuss releases ‘Green Germs in Spam’ in time for new COVID push
I am SamI am SamSam I am That Sam-I-am!That Sam-I-am!I do not like that Sam-I-am! Do you like green germs...
NYC Schools Worry They May Not Have Enough Drag Queens And Hardcore Gay Porn To Meet Educational Needs Of Huge Influx Of Migrant Children
NEW YORK—In a city known for its diversity and progressivism, New York City schools are facing an unexpected challenge. As...
