BREAKING: Obama chef Tafari Campbell’s death ruled as ‘climate change’
In a shocking turn of events, the tragic death of former and current President Barack Obama's chef Tafari Campbell has...
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BREAKING: Obama’s chef has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
MASSACHUSETTS—Obama's world famous chef Tafari Campbell has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Campbell says that...
BREAKING: Leaking documents is bad again
(CNN) In a stunning reversal of opinion, politicians and media figures are now decrying the practice of leaking documents, after...
AOC breaks down in tears visiting poor migrants who have been sent to lovely Martha’s Vineyard
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) broke down in tears during her visit to beautiful Martha's Vineyard, where Florida...
Obama to DeSantis: ‘How dare you send illegal immigrants to my town that openly welcomes them!’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has sent a plane full of illegal immigrants to Martha's Vineyard as part of his...
JUST IN: Biden unveils his own presidential portrait at the White House
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden Wednesday unveiled his official presidential portrait in an event punctuated by history and politics. Many claimed...
BREAKING: Official portrait shows former First Lady Michelle Obama with huge erection
This is just not in good taste. And fact check: they totally exaggerated the size of her penis. We've seen...
BRAVE: Michelle Obama inspired a movement with the first Drag Queen Story Time
I don't care who you are but Michelle Obama inspired a movement in the first Drag Queen Story time narrator....
Biden’s puppet master revealed in heartwarming White House ceremony
WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare White House ceremony, the puppet master for President* Joe Biden was revealed to the world as...
COVID-positive Barack Obama will social distance from Michelle for another 4 years
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After testing positive for COVID-19, former President Barack Obama says he will continue to social distance from Michelle,...
