Barack Obama

JUST IN: Biden unveils his own presidential portrait at the White House

Exavier Saskagoochie September 8, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden Wednesday unveiled his official presidential portrait in an event punctuated by history and politics. Many claimed...

BREAKING: Official portrait shows former First Lady Michelle Obama with huge erection

Jeremy Spoken September 8, 2022 0

This is just not in good taste. And fact check: they totally exaggerated the size of her penis. We've seen...

BRAVE: Michelle Obama inspired a movement with the first Drag Queen Story Time

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. August 19, 2022 0

I don't care who you are but Michelle Obama inspired a movement in the first Drag Queen Story time narrator....

Biden’s puppet master revealed in heartwarming White House ceremony

Exavier Saskagoochie April 6, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare White House ceremony, the puppet master for President* Joe Biden was revealed to the world as...

COVID-positive Barack Obama will social distance from Michelle for another 4 years

Gumpers March 14, 2022 0

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After testing positive for COVID-19, former President Barack Obama says he will continue to social distance from Michelle,...

Photo of pregnant Michelle Obama surfaces PNG

Obamas release old photographs of pregnant Michelle

Richie Richards October 29, 2021 0

After years of speculation surrounding Malia and Sasha Obama's biological maternity, photos of a pregnant Michelle Obama surfaced, firmly putting...

BREAKING: COVID doesn’t spread at awards shows; galas

Exavier Saskagoochie September 20, 2021 0

HOLLYWOOD—Celebrities and elites on both coasts will be pleased to know that the most dangerous disease in human history, COVID-19,...

BREAKING: Pentagon confirms alien sightings in and around Chicago

Exavier Saskagoochie May 22, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The Pentagon confirmed today that there have been legitimate sightings of aliens in and around the Chicago area. Residents...

Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’

The Lonely Rogue March 6, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The Harris-Biden-Pelosi administration has officially renamed the obviously racist White House "Privileged House" following a national poll. “Yes, it’s...