In attempt to unite the country, Joe Biden gets a spray tan
WASHINGTON DC—After numerous failed attempts of uniting the country as promised, former Vice-President Joe Biden revealed his new spray tan...
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Cuomo says he was too busy killing 15,000 seniors to do anything bad like sexually harass someone
ALBANY, NY—Governor Andrew Cuomo has offered a unique defense against the myriad sexual assault allegations that have been raised against...
Trump delivers his 5th State of the Union speech from Florida
ORLANDO—In a unique change of pace, President Trump delivered his fifth State of the Union speech to an enthusiastic crowd...
World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in a month
ORLANDO—Viewers around the world were shocked and stunned to hear a president make coherent points and form complete sentences for...
In effort to woo Trump voters, Biden tries new hairdo
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to understand and woo Trump supporters, Dominion-select President Joe Biden is trying a new hairdo. "I...
After second acquittal, Trump urges Democrats to impeach him again to claim 3-game winning streak
UNITED STATES—By this time you’re probably aware that Trump was acquitted in his second impeachment trial by a vote of...
Donald Trump is the first back-to-back impeachment champion ever
WASHINGTON, DC—There has never been a two-time, let alone a back-to-back impeachment champion until now. Donald Trump has defeated the...
BREAKING: Trump replaces impeachment team with Zoom call cat lawyer
Former President Donald Trump was unhappy with his impeachment lawyer Bruce Castor's opening argument on the Senate floor Tuesday, two people familiar...
Democrats to impeach all 75 million Americans who voted for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning and unprecedented move, Senate Democrats have subjected all 75 million Americans who voted for Trump to...
Satan follows Big Tech’s lead, bans Trump from Hell
HADES—Today, Satan tweeted out that, effective immediately, Trump and his supporters will be banned from every circle of Hell. "Effective...
