Biden giving ‘Certified Black’ cards for every campaign donation
Do you want to be black? Have you always thought you were black but you just weren't sure? Well, doubt...
Election 2020
Biden fires his speech writer Jar Jar Binks
Displeased with his speech writing up to this point, presidential candidate and former Vice President Joe Biden has fired Jar...
Democrats scramble to add COVID-19 deaths to voter rolls
The Democratic National Committee is scrambling to add the tens of thousands of COVID-19 dead to their voter registration rolls....
Joe Biden thanks Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for his endorsement
Joe Biden thanked Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for the endorsement he gave him yesterday. “I'd like to thank Dr....
BREAKING: Bernie accepts new vacation home and drops out of presidential race
Democratic socialist Senator Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the 2020 presidential race and begun moving into his new vacation...
BREAKING: Joe ‘Exotic’ Biden surges in polls with new post-quarantine look
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden's campaign has been suffering through weak polling numbers and consistent senility. The New York Times...
Democrats rally around coronavirus as their best bet to beat Trump in 2020
Democrats around the country are celebrating the death and economic destruction of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) as their best bet...
Joe Biden: ‘My running mate will be a woman whether he knows it or not’
In a particularly confusing announcement during the latest Democratic debate, former Vice President Joe Biden, pledged to nominate a female...
Joe Biden promises to cure coronavirus if elected president
Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise today to "cure coronavirus" if he is elected president in 2020. During a press...
New DNC debate standards eliminate Tulsi Gabbard from the face of the Earth
The Democratic National Committee (DNC) on Friday announced new qualifying standards for the upcoming Arizona debate that will eliminate Tulsi...
