Why Cuba is really protesting the George Floyd murder
HAVANA, CUBA—Thousands of Cubans took to the streets on this week in a number of cities to protest and while...
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Sen. Whitehouse’s all-white beach club to be renamed ‘George Floyd Ghetto Golf’
The Democrat Party is dependent on making sure they are not blamed for their racist actions towards black such as...
Ryan Gosling is George Floyd in the new BLM production based on true events
It's sure to win several Oscars. If it doesn't you're racist. You're all racists.
BREAKING: Mostly peaceful gunfire erupts in George Floyd autonomous zone on anniversary of death
(CNN—MINNEAPOLIS) A hail of mostly peaceful gunfire erupted on Tuesday at George Floyd Square, a police-free zone that encompasses the area in Minneapolis where...
BREAKING: George Floyd celebrates 1 year of sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated 365 consecutive drug-free days today. Mr. Floyd famously quit taking drugs following...
BREAKING: Pope Francis names George Floyd patron saint of fentanyl
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis announced today that following the conviction of Derek Chauvin, George Floyd was a martyr of social justice...
Minneapolis PD to start arresting random white people in reparations for George Floyd murder
MINNEAPOLIS—As part of the Derek Chauvin conviction for murdering George Floyd, the Minneapolis Police Department has been ordered to start...
The Genesius Times Official BLM Protesting How-to Guide
As last year's Nike's go out of style, it's time to replace them with riot protest season upon us. Genesius...
BREAKING: Biden makes it illegal to arrest any Person of Color for any crime ever
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the trial of Derek Chauvin who was charged with making George Floyd "eat too many drugs" before getting...
George Floyd Celebrates 300 Days of Sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, Patron Saint in the Church of Woke, celebrates 300 consecutive drug-free days today. Mr. Floyd famously quit...
