QUIZ: Caused by the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel or a mostly-peaceful BLM riot?
This is probably our most difficult quiz yet. Can you tell the difference between a Hamas terrorist attack and a...
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BREAKING: US to send Israel weapons to counter Hamas, which used US weapons from Ukraine and Afghanistan to attack Israel, which is funded by US
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning display of international diplomacy and circular logic, the United States has announced that it will be...
BREAKING: Biden caught reading ‘Global Thermonuclear War for Dummies’ on break
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden was caught reading "Global Thermonuclear War for Dummies" after returning from a European trip aimed...
BREAKING: Walls aren’t racist anymore
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking shift in policy and rhetoric, President* Joe Biden announced today that walls, once seen as divisive...
BREAKING: Mayorkas splurges on border wall materials he gave away when walls were evil
THE BORDER—In a stunning twist of events at the U.S.-Mexico border, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has...
MAGA supporters start burning down buildings for BLM so that the FBI will take them off their extremist list
In an unexpected turn of events, some ardent supporters of the Make America Great Again (MAGA) movement have resorted to...
BREAKING: White House testing Apple’s new iLeash to keep track of Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking move aimed at improving the efficiency of President* Biden's daily operations, the White House has announced...
Biden awards Gen. Milley participation trophy for Afghanistan
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to spin the disastrous Afghanistan situation, US President* Joe Biden awarded Chairman of the Joint Chiefs...
AOC: ‘If Bidenomics doesn’t work, why did China wire Biden all this money for nothing?’
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Bidenomics works. Period. I mean, if Bidenomics didn't work, why is...
In response to Biden’s $260,000 bribe from China, Democrats to indict Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising turn of events, Democratic lawmakers have announced their intention to once again indict former President Donald...
