BREAKING: CIA asks for $6 billion refund for its failed Russian coup
WASHINGTON, DC—The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has reportedly requested a refund for its recent failed Russian coup attempt, which ended...
Joe Biden
After hearing of Titanic sub implosion, Biden promises to send $100B more to Ukraine
In a stunning display of his commitment to international affairs, President* Joe Biden has reportedly pledged to send an additional...
Biden tells people trapped in the Titanic submersible to save themselves by ‘getting vaccinated now’
In a stunning display of problem-solving skills, President Joe Biden has once again demonstrated his unwavering commitment to the power...
Biden launches 2024 presidential run with ‘Join the Killective’ T-shirts
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has officially announced his bid for the 2024 presidential...
BREAKING: Guy who got his son out of felony gun charges gives lecture on gun control
In a stunning and brave display, President Joe Biden recently took to the podium to give a lecture on gun...
Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley
In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...
BREAKING: Biden Comes Out As Trans, Pronouns Are Where/Am/I
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I....
Biden releases new campaign logo: Briben 2024
In a surprising turn of events, the Biden administration has unveiled its new campaign logo for the upcoming 2024 presidential...
BREAKING: Russian President Putin has opposition leader arrested in Soviet-style political move
MOSCOW—Russian President Vladimir Putin has had the leader of the opposition party arrested in a Soviet-style totalitarian political move. Leaders...
BREAKING: Biden DOJ launches another $100M fundraiser for Trump by indicting him again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning turn of events, the Biden Department of Justice (DOJ) has unintentionally launched a record-breaking fundraising campaign...
