Twitter bans Twitter for allowing CDC tweets contradicting CDC
TWATVILLE, CA—Social media behemoth Twitter has been banned indefinitely from its own platform for violating its community standards of not...
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Waukesha terrorist named Time Person of the Year for 2021
NEW YORK—Time Magazine has followed up the 2020 Person of the Year (Joe Biden and Kamala Harris) with an even...
BREAKING: Congress votes to move US-Mexico border wall to Ukraine
In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to send the border wall between US and Mexico to...
Disney recasts Star Wars with Fauci as Princess Leia
HOLLYWOOD—This Christmas, Disney has a treat for us: the re-re-release of Star Wars with Dr. Anthony Fauci staring as Princess...
Biden: ‘Let’s not forget those brave Chinese kamikazes’ on Pearl Harbor anniversary
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden honored the "brave Chines Kamikazis" and other military personnel who attacked the United States December 7, 1941....
Biden hiring unemployed Antifa activists as National Socialist Vaccine Police
WASHINGTON, DC—Nothing says "anti-fascism" quite like enforcing the medical tyranny of a Deep State puppet! That's what thousands of newly...
BREAKING: Travel bans aren’t racist anymore
WASHINGTON, DC—Officials have declared that it is no longer racist to restrict travel from Africa after President* Joe Biden restricted...
NBC to air new special: ‘Trannie Live!’ in December
NEW YORK—NBC has revealed the full cast for the upcoming television event Trannie Live!, set to air December 2 at 8...
Biden blames white supremacy for black man mowing down Waukesha whites
WAUKESHA, WI—President* Joe Biden has blamed white supremacy for an incident in which a black man mowed down dozens of...
CNN: Austere musician mostly peacefully plows down 5 in Christmas parade
(CNN) At least five people have mostly peacefully died and 40 are injured after an austere musician plowed into a...
