Joe Biden

Biden approval rating surges after he’s replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021

US—President Biden's approval rating has surged after he was replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself yesterday. The move came...

Biden signs executive order banning all viruses and diseases on Earth

Rafi Metz March 8, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—In what many are hailing as nothing short of a miracle, President Biden signed an executive order today banning...

Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’

The Lonely Rogue March 6, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The Harris-Biden-Pelosi administration has officially renamed the obviously racist White House "Privileged House" following a national poll. “Yes, it’s...

Congress passes law requiring all bills to be at least 10,000 pages long

Rafi Metz March 5, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Congress passed a law today requiring that all future bills be at least 10,000 pages long. “We want all...

Biden calls up National Guard to protect against the growing threat of Dr. Seuss

Exavier Saskagoochie March 5, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has called up the National Guard to protect the entire country against the vicious new threat of...

Biden gets largest crowd ever at border rally

Exavier Saskagoochie March 4, 2021

(CNN) President Joe Biden must be getting really popular. Everyone must love his long list of executive orders and new...

White House demands removal of offensive new Dr. Seuss books

Exavier Saskagoochie March 3, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—White House personnel were infuriated to learn of new offensive Dr. Seuss books to replace the old offensive Dr....

POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden

Richie Richards March 2, 2021

Dominion-elect President Joe Biden's approval rating plummeted among one of Democrat's most reliable voter base, the dead.The survey released Tuesday...