Biden to appoint Jussie Smollett as head of newly revamped U.S. Ministry or Truth
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed world-renowned actor Jussie Smollett who was recently convicted of staging a hate crime against...
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Believe All Women changes its name to ‘Believe All Women *Except Ashley Biden’
US—The international activist group Believe All Women has officially changed its name to "Believe All Women *Except Ashley Biden" according...
Biden: Video footage of him calling Trump voters a ‘threat to the nation’ is Russian disinformation
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has said that video footage of him calling Trump voters a "threat to the nation" in...
BREAKING: Biden to hire unemployed Antifa activists to put all political opponents in prison
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden will be hiring unemployed Antifa activists to round up political opponents in order to ship them...
BREAKING: Biden invades Poland
PHILADELPHIA—President* Biden addressed hecklers and brought a firm and direct tone to Thursday night's "battle for the soul of the nation"...
Biden sacrifices two goats to Moloch in speech on ‘Battle for the soul of America’
PHILADELPHIA—President* Joe Biden delivered his boldest move for the soul of America, sacrificing two goats to Moloch during his speech on...
Taliban surrenders Afghanistan to U.S. after Biden says they need F-15s to take on U.S. government
KABUL—In a stunning turn of events, the Taliban, which drove the US out of Afghanistan, has surrendered the country back...
Novak Djokovic enters U.S. through Southern border so he doesn’t have to be vaccinated
US—Tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has entered the United States through the Southern border with thousands of illegal immigrants so he...
Heavily-armed Antifa to stand guard over Biden’s ‘kid-friendly’ showers from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the successful defense of a kid-friendly drag show in Texas, President* Biden has employed heavily-armed Antifas to stand...
BREAKING: Zelensky applies for $400 Billion student loan from US
KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has applied for a $400 Billion student loan just weeks after Biden promised to make American...
