Joe Biden
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau’s security to use only NERF guns from now on
OTTAWA—In a bold move, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has prohibited guns for people protecting him and will instead will...
Biden: ‘How many false flag shootings do we have to have before you give up your rights?’
UVALDE, TEXAS—President* Joe Biden paid respects to the families of 19 students and two teachers slain during a mass shooting at...
‘You don’t need guns to protect yourself’ says politician being protected by men with guns
WASHINGTON, DC—Several politicians being protected by men with guns including President* Joe Biden have come out in favor of gun...
Biden shocked his “gun-free school zone” law hasn’t worked
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden is shocked that a law he introduced in 1990 prohibiting guns at schools didn't work. "We...
BREAKING: Biden issues executive order outlawing shooting people at schools
US—Following a mass shooting in Uvalde, TX Monday, President* Biden has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect the country...
Biden to release 100m barrels of baby formula from strategic reserves, send it to the border
WASHINGTON, DC—Americans can rest easy on the baby food shortage according to President Joe Biden, announcing he will issue an...
On first day, new Biden Press Secretary answers ‘Because I’m a black lesbian’ to every question
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to every question about the economy to the war in Ukraine, the new White House Press Secretary...
Amid shortage, US infants identifying as illegal immigrants to get baby formula from Biden
Springfield—American infants from San Diego to Sheboygan are identifying as illegal immigrants in order to get hard-to-come-by baby formula shipped...
Biden promises to fix baby formula shortage by sending more weapons to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden addressed the "shocking" baby formula shortage in the US by sending more weapons to Ukraine. "Really...
