SCOTUS

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules that states should go to war to settle differences

Exavier Saskagoochie December 11, 2020

The Supreme Court of the United States ruled today that if states in the Union have differences that they should...

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules against Texas, Trump in 6-5 vote

Exavier Saskagoochie December 10, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—The Supreme Court has ruled against the State of Texas and President Donald Trump in a close six to...

In first act as associate justice, Amy Barrett mandates every woman have 10 children

Exavier Saskagoochie October 27, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—The worst fears of progressives across the country have been realized as Amy Coney Barrett, in her first act...

Women’s march attacks women who support a woman SCOTUS nominee ‘because women!’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 18, 2020

WASHINGTON DC--The estrogen was oozing from every pore Saturday at the National Women's March, where many women marchers attacked women...

Senator Whitehouse proves Barrett is funded by Emperor Palpatine ‘dark money’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 14, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—In a stunning presentation during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing for Amy Coney Barrett, Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) proved without...

BREAKING: Barrett casts out several demons in SCOTUS confirmation hearing opening statement

Exavier Saskagoochie October 12, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Democrats were shocked as Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett performed an exorcism during her opening statement at her...

Amy Coney Barrett makes cover of Jurist Magazine Swimsuit Edition

Gumpers October 10, 2020

Jurist magazine 'puts out' their inaugural, ground breaking, first ever 'Swimsuit Edition'. Editor, I. B. Foreman explains, “Judges have always...

BREAKING: Trump SCOTUS pick Barrett tried pineapple on her pizza in college

Exavier Saskagoochie September 28, 2020

(CNN)—Leading congressional Democrats are calling for the withdrawal of President Trump's Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett after evidence has...