BREAKING: Biden threatens to misgender Putin if Russia doesn’t leave Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden says he is prepared retaliate for the Ukraine invasion by misgendering Vladimir Putin. “Our number...
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Hunter Biden, Adam Kinzinger to star in new Netflix film Ghost II: The Ghost of Kiev
HOLLYWOOD—Austere artist and international businessman Hunter Biden will be expanding his repertoire by staring in Ghost II: The Ghost of...
AOC horrified Russia is using ‘gas-powered’ tanks to run over Ukrainians instead of hybrids
KYIV—The streets of the capital have turned into chaos after Russia has invaded the Ukraine with tanks and armored vehicles....
AOC asks Putin for small part of Ukraine to start her utopia in
BROOKLYN—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has asked Russian despot Putin for a small part of the Ukraine she’s had her eye on for...
Putin wins Nobel Peace Prize for painting ‘Black Lives Matter’ on his invading tanks
OSLO—The International Nobel Committee has awarded Vladimir Putin with the 2022 Nobel Peace Prize after it was discovered he's invading...
BREAKING: US to retaliate for Ukraine invasion by misgendering all Russian troops until they quit invading
WASHINGTON, DC—Top General Mark Milley said that, in retaliation for the Ukraine invasion, the US military is prepared to mount...
Biden urges Ukranians to prepare for Russian invasion by ‘getting vaccinated now’
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden has released a public service announcement telling Ukrainians to prepare for invasion by the Russians...
EXCLUSIVE: Ukranian president demands a full refund of the millions in bribes to the Bidens
KYIV--Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has demanded a full refund for the millions of dollars he gave the Bidens after US President*...
BREAKING: Biden sending army of ‘terrifying’ Rachel Levine clones to defend Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—NATO allies are putting forces on standby and sending additional ships and fighter jets to eastern Europe and President*...
QUIZ: Ukraine after the Russian invasion or Minneapolis after a mostly peaceful protest?
This is probably the most difficult quiz we've published. Can you guess what this is a picture of: Ukraine following...
