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New York Governor Cuomo wears pink to celebrate all the female babies he’s going to kill

Exavier Saskagoochie January 23, 2019 0

In a proud moment for all women, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo wore a pink tie and has instructed the...

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REPORT: Ginsburg to outlast Trump by drinking from Holy Grail

Googly McMooglyface January 10, 2019 0

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is doing just fine and hopes to live well into the future after a quick trip...

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Activist: Trump should “abort” caravan before it reaches border

Exavier Saskagoochie November 2, 2018 0

Tensions are rising as the caravan of undocumented Central American nationals make their way to the United States border. One...

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Local man unsure if going further into national debt to kill babies is a good idea

Exavier Saskagoochie October 15, 2018 0

A local man remained unsure about the United States federal government policy of going further into debt in order to...

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