After scary heart surgery, Bernie decides he’s the candidate without a brain
If I only had a brain, Bernie Sanders’s campaign aides are reporting, has been on the lips of the octogenarian...
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders fakes heart attack to get out of paying for dinner again
Democratic presidential primary contender Bernie Sanders is off the campaign trail for a few days after he underwent emergency surgery Tuesday...
BREAKING: All Democratic candidates arrested for bribing voters with stolen money
All official Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election have been arrested for trying to bribe voters with stolen...
Nation’s 1st graders explain to Democratic Hopefuls you cant take other people’s stuff
First it was old man Bernie shouting about taking from the one percent and redistributing it among America’s English majors....
Bernie: “Sacrificing poor people to Moloch is our only hope against climate change”
A long time ago, in the land of fairies and magic, human beings collectively believed they could appease their angry...
Satan congratulates socialists for committing every deadly sin at once
A Bernie Sanders speech at a Democratic Socialists of America meeting was interrupted earlier this week when the Prince of...
Joe Biden agrees with Bernie, wants to make the minimum age 15
The 3 million candidates for the 2020 Democratic Presidential nomination don't agree on much, especially Joe Biden. But recently Biden...
Bernie Sanders immediately makes Cardi B economic advisor after seeing her roll around in money
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has made a bold staffing decision after been hounded by logical thinkers for advocating...
All 20 Candidates arrive at Democratic debate in one stylish car
CNN is hosting the second set of Democratic presidential debates Tuesday and Wednesday, taking place in Detroit. 20 Democrats will take...
BREAKING: Bernie 2020 campaign viciously attacked by law of economics
The Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign was viciously attacked yesterday by a masked assailant that appeared to be a law...
