OPED: It takes balls for John Cena to let China cut them off like he did
Many have mocked and ridiculed John Cena for apologizing to China and the totalitarian Chinese Communist Party for daring to...
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Democrats declare War on Gravity after Biden stair incident
The effort to defend the Dominion elected China Puppet is never ending battle. Trump's demands for honest elections, the difficulty...
Biden approval rating surges after he’s replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself
US—President Biden's approval rating has surged after he was replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself yesterday. The move came...
Biden signs executive order mandating Gorilla Glue face masks for all Americans
WASHINGTON, DC—Dominion-elected-President Joe Biden has already signed several executive orders as the USA transitions into a communist state. His latest...
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks secede from the United States
DALLAS—NBA team the Dallas Mavericks, led by owner Mark Cuban, have seceded from the United States. Cuban on Tuesday told...
Biden replaces disloyal National Guard troops with loyal Chinese army
WASHINGTON, DC--President Biden isn't taking any chances with security. He's making sure that all the National Guard troops guarding the...
Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic
It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown's girlfriend, the democrat party running...
Buttigieg wants China ambassadorship after learning there are no black people there
SOUTH BEND, IN—Former Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has requested the Chinese ambassadorship after learning that there are no black...
YouTube unveils its new logo
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—YouTube’s CEO Susan Wojcicki unveiled YouTube's new logo today in Sillicon Valley, launching a rebranding effort that more closely...
BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell: ‘Russian hackers made me sleep with Chinese spy’
SAN FRANCISCO—US Representative Eric Swalwell has admitted to sleeping with a Chinese spy during his ascent to the House but...
