CNN: No one is left to report on child sex abuse conspiracy theory because everyone has been fired for child sex abuse
ATLANTA—CNN has been at the forefront of the brave mainstream media denying that there is an epidemic of child sex...
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Chris Cuomo sues CNN for wrongfully terminating him for being a cuomosexual
ATLANTA—Former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo is suing the media company, saying they wrongfully terminated him for being a "cuomosexual". "Did...
CNN replaces all anchors with Baghdad Bob
ATLANTA—Legacy media titan CNN has hired austere press relations master Baghdad Bob to replace all anchors including Erin Burnett, Chris Cuomo, and...
Cuomo says he was too busy killing 15,000 seniors to do anything bad like sexually harass someone
ALBANY, NY—Governor Andrew Cuomo has offered a unique defense against the myriad sexual assault allegations that have been raised against...
In effort to win over media, Ted Cruz starts putting COVID patients in nursing homes
AUSTIN—Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who was criticized for not personally fixing all of the telephone and cables during the snowstorm...
Emmy winner Andrew Cuomo to star in new sitcom ‘How I Killed Your Grandmother’
NEW YORK—Emmy award winner and New York Governor landed a great role in the new sitcom "How I Killed Your...
BREAKING: Biden threatens to withhold aid to US until agent investigating his son is fired
WASHINGTON DC--True to form, president-Elect Joe Biden has threatened to withhold $1 trillion in aid to the United States until...
CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to watch video of poll workers committing election fraud
(CNN) Brave anchor Chris Cuomo has made it very clear that it is illegal to watch video of poll workers...
BREAKING: Political rallies are unsafe again
TULSA--After a month of political rallies being good for the public health because they help to fight COVID-19 in some...
BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his side, President Trump today signed...
