BREAKING: Rob Reiner hospitalized with severe addiction to AI-generated Trump arrest porn
NEW YORK–Vocal leftist Rob Reiner was hospitalized yesterday with a severe addiction to Trump arrest porn. Reiner fell victim to...
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Pornhub launches new section for AI-generated Trump arrest porn
US—Nothing gets a beta male soy boy hotter than AI-generated images of former President Donal Trump being arrested in New...
BREAKING: Trump arrest fails after he shouted ‘I can’t breathe!’ during arrest
NEW YORK—The highly anticipated arrest of former President Donald Trump failed after he shouted "I can't breathe" during the arrest...
BREAKING: In response to Biden’s illegal business deal with China, DOJ to arrest Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to new revelations of illegal business dealings with China, The Department of Justice have issued an arrest...
BREAKING: Trump to commit violent felony in New York so DA Bragg will drop all charges against him
NEW YORK—Former President Donald Trump is reportedly considering committing a violent felony in New York City in hopes that District...
BREAKING: Eyewitness to testify that Donald Trump lunged at steering wheel to crash Ohio train
EAT PALESTINE, OH—An eyewitness close to the administration is to testify that former President Donald Trump lunged at the steering...
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi Unable to Return Home After Priest Performs Exorcism at Her House
SAN FRANCISCO—In an interview with the New York Times, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), revealed that she had a priest perform...
BREAKING: Democrats to Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Classified Documents Scandal
WASHINGTON, DC—After papers with the highest classification level were found in various locations belonging to President Joe Biden, Democrats are...
BREAKING: FBI won’t raid Biden’s home because Jill Biden’s wardrobe is ‘eewie’
WASHINGTON, DC—Revelations that classified documents have been found in the possession of President* Joe Biden have caused many to question...
BREAKING: After finding illegal classified docs at Biden’s think tank, FBI to raid Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—After finding classified documents at President* Joe Biden's think tank at Pennsylvania University, the FBI will be raiding Trump...
