UNITED STATES—As Hurricane Hilary makes its way into Southern California and the southwestern United States, government officials are warning citizens...
In a shocking turn of events, the tragic death of former and current President Barack Obama's chef Tafari Campbell has...
MASSACHUSETTS—Obama's world famous chef Tafari Campbell has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Campbell says that...
WASHINGTON, DC—Department of Justice special counsel John Durham, who has been examining abuses during the Russia investigation, has successfully secured...
NEW YORK—In a blow to the depressed people of New York, the State Legislature banned gas stoves in most new...
In a stunning turn of events, the 51 ex-intelligence agents who falsely claimed that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation...
WILMINGTON, DE—Lawyers for President* Joe Biden said they have discovered Hillary Clinton's email server in Biden's garage. The server was...
I am so freaking tired of these Con-servatives whining about double standards! “Waa the FBI raided Trump but not Biden...
US—Last month Genesius Times, and News That Matters heralded Elon Musk's new world record for not killing himself after publicly...
TWITVILLE, CA—Austere billionaire businessman Elon Musk has shattered the world record after going a full 12 hours without killing himself...
