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Biden: ‘Let’s not forget those brave Chinese kamikazes’ on Pearl Harbor anniversary

Exavier Saskagoochie December 7, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden honored the "brave Chines Kamikazis" and other military personnel who attacked the United States December 7, 1941....

Australia officially returns to being a prison colony

Exavier Saskagoochie September 29, 2021

SYDNEY, Australia—Australia began as a prison colony for the United Kingdom and they have officially returned to being just a...

‘I have never but once prayed to God: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And He granted it.’

Exavier Saskagoochie July 7, 2021

I have some great quotes but this one is probably the best! "I have never made but one prayer to...

Biden awards AOC the Purple Heart for her bravery in the War of January 6th

Exavier Saskagoochie May 24, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden awarded Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) the prestigious Purple Heart medal for her military valor in the War...

LeBron James literally oppresses me by making millions playing a game a white man invented

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. May 7, 2021

Can we talk about the fact that LeBron James is literally killing me by making millions of dollars playing a...

BREAKING: US Constitution dead at 233

Rafi Metz January 20, 2021

UNITED STATES—Media reports confirm that shortly after Joe Biden was sworn in as president, the Constitution of the United States...

Kamala Harris recalls just wanting ‘fweedom’ in her childhood at Auschwitz

Exavier Saskagoochie January 5, 2021

In a heartwarming story for Elle Magazine, President-elect Kamala Harris recalled her turbulent childhood at the Nazi concentration camp at...

Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues

Rafi Metz December 24, 2020

ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT—Archeologists working in Alexandria, Egypt have recently discovered damaging photos of Moses not wearing a mask during the Egyptian...