BREAKING: Biden proposes raising minimum wage to $1,000,000 an hour
WASHINGTON, DC—President-Elect Joe Biden announced today that on day one of his presidency, he’ll pass an executive order raising the...
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BREAKING: Walls work now
WASHINGTON, DC—After years of telling people that walls do not work to keep people out of the United States, Democrats...
BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels
Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next administration as he unveiled a...
BREAKING: Biden declares Republicans will only get 3/5ths of a vote from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold strategy to unify the country, President-elect Joe Biden has declared that, going forward, Republicans will only...
Biden orders pen and phone so he can bypass Congress just like Obama
WASHINGTON, DC—Now that Congress has officially certified the stolen election and Joe Biden will be the next president of the...
AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden's concentration camps set to open January 21...
BREAKING: Biden promises jail time for everyone who voted for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has issued a statement declaring everyone who voted for Trump a "domestic terrorist" and promising jail...
BREAKING: Twitter CEO caught shooting messenger pigeons sent by the Trump Team
NEW YORK--Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was caught shooting messenger pigeons being send by the Trump Team at Trump Tower. The...
Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic
It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown's girlfriend, the democrat party running...
Biden taps Zuckerberg and Dorsey to head new Ministry of Truth Department
U.S.—After Facebook C.E.O. Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter C.E.O. Jack Dorsey removed President Trump from their social media platforms, President Elect...
