AOC scrambles for something even stupider to say to draw attention from Joe Biden
BRONX, NY—US Congressman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced on Twitch that she is feeling depressed lately because the media is paying...
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Biden agrees to presidential debates as long as he’s only asked multiple choice questions
WILMINGTON, DE--Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to go ahead with the debates versus President Donald Trump as long...
Biden Boat Parade in Chicago ends with 25 shot, 8 dead, 0 boats
While several huge Trump Boat Parades happened over Labor Day weekend with more on the way, the lone Biden Boat...
CDC predicts emergence of several deadly viruses if Trump wins
ATLANTA—COVID-19 season is winding up, no it's winding down, no the cases are skyrocketing but the hospitals are empty. The...
BREAKING: Biden threatens more violence from his supporters if he’s not elected
PITTSBURGH—Joe Biden came out of hiding today to launch a new campaign strategy amid falling poll numbers, threatening more violence...
Democrats win rights to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has won the rights to use "Death to America" (D2America) as their 2020 Presidential campaign slogan...
Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination
WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...
Biden promises a full-size USPS mail box in every American living room
WILMINGTON—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised a full-sized US Postal Service mail box in every American living room if...
POLL: Democrats need your help choosing a campaign theme song
Attention, everyone! Everyone reading this! The Democrats have asked us for help with their 2020 election campaign. Do they want...
Major cat fight breaks out at ‘Karens for Kamala’ rally in Kalamazoo
Several fights broke out in Kalamazoo, Michigan, during a rally held by the far-left group "Karens for Kamala", police say....
