BREAKING: Joe Biden finally concedes to Kamala Harris
WILMINGTON, DE—Former presidential candidate Joe Biden has finally conceded the 2020 election to former running mate Kamala Harris. "My wife,...
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Despite being snubbed for 30+ days, BLM still confident that Biden will talk to them
In spite of being snubbed by the Biden-Harris administration for 30+ days, representatives of Black Lives Matter are still confident...
BREAKING: Joe Biden dies during speech celebrating electoral college victory
WASHINGTON DC—Self Identifying President-Elect Joe Biden died today while giving a celebratory speech about the contested electoral college. Several people...
Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity
The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced. Our Democratic leaders will unite...
Kamala Harris gives Joe Biden safer dog
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Dominion-Elect Kamala Harris has decided to start off the Winter Solstice celebration (that some refer to as...
Biden to shift funds from police to new ‘Sweet Heat’ CAT (Corps of Armed Trans) Force
SCORES GENETLEMEN'S CLUB, NEWARK, DE--President-elect Joe Biden has promised that he will defund police in his first 100 days and...
UPDATE: Biden ankle injury caused by tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots in his basement
NEWARK, DE--The Office of the Pseudo-President has confirmed that Joe Biden was injured tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots...
The Dead Voter nominated for Time Person of the Year
The Dead Voter, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been nominated as Time...
Democrats handing out ‘Unity’ Molotov cocktails in case they lose election court cases
PHILADELPHIA—Representatives of the Biden/Harris campaign and the Democratic National Committee have been distributing "Unity"-branded Molotov cocktails so supporters will be...
Kamala Harris retracts call for ‘equal outcomes’ now that she won
US—Kamala Harris, has retracted her demand for "equal outcomes" made just before the election now that she has been declared...
