Alarming 35% of migrants come out as Trans after spending one day in NYC public school
NEW YORK—In a startling turn of events that has left educators bewildered, a recent study has revealed that a whopping...
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NYC Schools Worry They May Not Have Enough Drag Queens And Hardcore Gay Porn To Meet Educational Needs Of Huge Influx Of Migrant Children
NEW YORK—In a city known for its diversity and progressivism, New York City schools are facing an unexpected challenge. As...
BREAKING: G-D Will Destroy Portland If He Can’t Find Ten Righteous People In The City
HEAVEN—Heavenly sources confirmed that the city of Portland is in mortal danger. If G-D cannot find ten righteous people in...
US cheers Hollywood writers’ strike, excited for break from nonstop degenerate propaganda
In a surprising turn of events, the Hollywood writers have gone on strike, leaving the United States ecstatic about the...
BREAKING: Hateful DeSantis bans classic children’s books ‘Whore & Peace’ ‘Charlotte’s Web Cam’ and ‘Moby’s Dick’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDORsMe00k TALLAHASSEE—In a shocking move that has left literary enthusiasts scratching their heads, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a...
BREAKING: Biden bails out faltering Disney with $1 billion contract to make LGBTQ propaganda films
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has struggled recently, shedding almost half of its stock value and hundreds of millions of dollars...
BREAKING: Biden Comes Out As Trans, Pronouns Are Where/Am/I
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I....
Biden unveils new pride flag to be flown at all US embassies
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden unveiled a new Pride flag that will be flown at all US embassies around the country and...
DeSantis bans rainbows from Florida after reports they were making people gay
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA—Governor Ron DeSantis has banned rain from the state of Florida after reports that was making people gay. The measure,...
Biden executive order punishes parents who don’t chop off the arms of kids who identify as T-Rex
WASHINGTON, DC–President* Joe Biden signed legislation yesterday that criminalizes parents who don't chop off the arms of their children who...
