Oscars

Bill Gates wins Oscar for best villain in real life

9 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

HOLLYWOOD—The 93rd Academy Awards broke a lot of new ground this year including awards for best real-life villain, which went...

Tlaib wins Oscar for Best Imaginary Victimhood

12 months ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

HOLLYWOOD—Representative Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) praised Allah in her acceptance speech after winning the Oscar for Best Imaginary Victimhood yesterday. The...

Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat

1 year ago GENESIUS TIMES Richie Richards

In front of a live audience, actress Ellen Page announced that she is a transexual. Her bravery secured her America's...

Oscars now require Best Picture nominees to have at least 1 scene with a living turd

1 year ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

Ahead of the #OscarsSoWhite controversy’s fifth anniversary, the Academy has announced a new set of inclusion requirements films must meet...

Joaquin Phoenix challenges celebrities to combat injustice by eating their own feces

2 years ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

In the most brave and stunning rewards speech of all time Joaquin Phoenix challenged fellow celebrities to eat their own...

Adam Schiff wins Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in a Fictional Impeachment

2 years ago GENESIUS TIMES Justin Case

Genesius Times Entertaintent reporters have just learned that Adam Schiff, despite considerable competition in this category, has won the Best...

Adam Schiff nominated for Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in a Fictional Impeachment

2 years ago GENESIUS TIMES Justin Case

Genesius Times Entertaintent reporters have just learned that Adam Schiff, despite considerable competition in this category, has been nominated for...