BREAKING: Biden officially changes the American flag to the 4-sided Pride flag
In a move that sent shockwaves through the nation, President Joe Biden has announced his plan to revolutionize the American...
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Chet the human turd demands to be added to the LGBTQ+ Pride flag
HOLLYWOOD—In what can only be described as a groundbreaking and revolutionary moment in human history, Chet, the human turd who...
Biden unveils new pride flag to be flown at all US embassies
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden unveiled a new Pride flag that will be flown at all US embassies around the country and...
Taliban celebrating Pride by hanging homosexuals with new rainbow-colored nooses
KABUL—The Taliban is celebrating Pride month by hanging homosexuals and others in the LGBTQIAPPFJB+ community with new rainbow-colored nooses. The...
Burger King releases new gay burger topped with monkeypox or AIDS
Burger King wants its customers to be fully immersed in Pride this year by releasing their new Gay Whoppers, which...
NFL has made over 1 million fans gay this year
NEW YORK—Ever since the NFL came out of the closet as being gay this summer, they have made a point...
NFL releases new super-gay uniforms
NEW YORK—Doubling down on their "Football is gay" message, the NFL has released its new super-gay uniforms for the 2021...
BREAKING: Biden honors LGBTQ Pride by drone-bombing Syria with rainbow explosives
PENTAGON—US President* Joe Biden celebrated LGBTQ Pride month by dropping rainbow-colored bombs on Syria yesterday. The dead and wounded civilians...
Iran scuttles navy ship Kharg after learning it was gay
The Muslim dictatorship formally known as Persia is still supporting proxy wars around the world, and persecuting Christians, for which...
Local man fervently prays God to reconsider promise to never flood the earth again
It started with a fairly benign Facebook post that hashtagged 'love is love', but that was the final straw for...
