How to Know if You’re Being Gaslit, or if You’re Just Crazy
In an interview with a U.S. citizen who requested that her name be removed due to “family issues,” a woman...
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JUST IN: White House Press Secretary replaced by a literal gaslight
WASHINGTON, DC—After acknowledging the difficulty in constantly gaslighting the American public about everything from the economy to the war in...
‘There is no mass formation psychosis’ says the people perpetrating mass formation psychosis
US—There is no evidence of mass formation psychosis according to the people perpetrating mass formation psychosis. Mass formation psychosis, according...
Pentagon replaces go-to torture waterboarding with endless video of Adam Schiff speeches
The Pentagon has replaced their former go-to torture method, waterboarding, with endless video recordings of Representative Adam Schiff speeches. The...
APA adds ‘knowing Clintons’ to DSM as leading risk factor of suicide
The American Psychological Association has updated its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM) with a minor entry, adding 'knowing Clintons' to...
World Health Organization classifies perfect sanity as a mental health disorder
Being perfectly sane is now classified as a mental illness by the World Health Organization – a key sign of progress for people...
Now you can rent your favorite celebrities!
We’ve all had this one dream at one point in our life. I’m not talking about romance, but renting celebrities...
STUDY: 67% of employees still trying to escape conversation with chatty coworkers
U.S.—A new study conducted by the CDC has found that almost 70% of all office workers are currently attempting to...
OPINION: Bullying is wrong! That’s why we need to band together and destroy these kids’ lives
Videos have surfaced of a bunch of kids at a Washington march, surrounding an old Native American veteran and taunting...
Google offers aversion therapy for conservative employees who slipped through the cracks
After several complaints by Google employees that a manager mentioned the deeply problematic and homophobic word "family", the company (NASDAQ:...
