Millions of young people anxiously waiting to be told what they should be offended by in 2019
Millions of college students and millennials are anxiously awaiting to be told what they should be offended by in the...
Year: 2018
Feminist Christian wants to replace ‘Amen’ with ‘Awomyn’
In the spirit of Pope Francis' initiative to change the wording of the Lord's Prayer, local feminist and Pinterest user,...
Local child miraculously has only broken 18 bones after three days on hoverboard
A local 8-year-old girl, Felicity, is experiencing a Christmas miracle not breaking every bone in her body after three days...
Hollywood to implement socialist policy; everyone will get Best Actor Oscar in 2019
Ever since the McCarthy trials, the movie industry has been inundated with socialists and communists, claiming that the economic system...
Liberals furious that Trump keeps doing what they were going to do
A series of egregious actions by President Trump is sending liberal opposition into a furious tailspin. In the last week...
Social justice warrior super excited to ruin Christmas for everyone
Sixteen-year-old Taylor Towns of Newberry is a self-proclaimed social justice warrior who spends most of her time on Snapchat and...
Fan still ‘pretty sure’ Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 presidential election
It's been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are still "pretty sure" he can...
Transgender woman perplexed as to why she can’t get pregnant
A California transgender woman is perplexed as to why she can't get pregnant. "I don't get it," Sue Flachlan said...
BREAKING: Polar ice cap is now completely gone; Al Gore was right
In a shocking turn of meteorological events, the arctic polar ice cap has completely melted, vindicating many global warming alarmists...
California gas prices plummet to about the price of a kidney on the black market
Californians are enjoying some of the lowest gas prices in recent memory despite the government's efforts to tax the fuel...
