Year: 2019

Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US

Exavier Saskagoochie May 29, 2019

Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...

Bernie Sanders: If you don’t support the living wage, you support serial killers

Bernie Sanders May 28, 2019

We all remember the notorious murders of around forty prostitutes in Washington state that spanned from the early 1980's and...

Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech

Exavier Saskagoochie May 27, 2019

Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the...

AOC to wait to run for president until 2021 when there will be fewer candidates

Exavier Saskagoochie May 27, 2019

Popular democratic socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has declared her intention of running for president, but not in the crowded 2020...

Justin Trudeau devastated that declaring a right to unicorns doesn’t make them exist

Earnest O'Connor May 24, 2019

It was a rough day for the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Longing for the magic of his childhood,...

Kamala Harris: ‘White lab coats a sign of doctors’ racism’

Exavier Saskagoochie May 24, 2019

Doubling down on her recent tweet about doctors being racist, 2020 Democratic Presidential candidate Kamala Harris said that doctors and...

Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea

Exavier Saskagoochie May 24, 2019

In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...