Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called "Adopt-a-Coyote" in response to the vicious attacks on the poor...
Year: 2020
BREAKING: ‘BidenCare’ to be paid for entirely by Ukraine oil companies through Hunter’s money laundering
NASHVILLE—During the final US presidential debate, Joe Biden laid out his brilliant healthcare plan, which he called "BidenCare" and how...
Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that's Funny, which will be used to...
Committee swears this debate will be totally unbiased
Nashville, TN- The final presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump will be held this Thursday night in Nashville,...
Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes
WASHINGTON DC—Unable to dispute or even deny Joe Biden's ties with China and Ukraine, Democratic strategists explained "the parties switched"...
IRS grants tax exempt status to Branch Covidians, fastest growing religion in US
US—In just a few short months our newest religion the Church of Covid has grown to the status of millions...
Samuel Jackson will be next debate moderator with the ‘I said 2 motherf**g minutes’ rule
NASHVILLE--Samuel Jackson has been named the moderator for the second and final presidential debate. He will be granted the authority...
Hillary tries on scary Halloween costumes for Biden campaign ad
US—That Hillary Clinton is such a hoot! For a recent Joe Biden campaign video, Clinton tried on several scary Halloween...
BREAKING: MSNBC offers Melania Rachel Maddow’s spot if Donald drops out of the race
MSNBC calls it a 'win-win', an off season trade, 'in with the new, out with the old'. No matter how...
Biden wants ‘master debater’ Jeffrey Toobin to moderate next presidential debate
WILMINGTON, DE—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden wants who he says is a "master debater" Jeffrey Toobin to moderate the next...
