Antifa releases new book: ‘Acceptable Fascism’ amid COVID-19 lockdowns
PORTLAND, OR — Antifa of America have released a new book entitled "Acceptable Fascism" amid increasing government restrictions based on...
Year: 2020
STUDY: Satire is 100% more effective than ventilators, in 12% of cases
The CDC has just released their newest treatment guidelines. Though they admit they have been wrong at every turn, everything...
Ocasio-Cortez ‘pretty sure’ coronavirus can be spread through cow farts
Emboldened by CNN's selection of Greta Thunberg to the expert panel on coronavirus, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has issued...
Medical experts warn of serious risk of them having no idea what they’re talking about
Top US medical experts have issued a warning of serious risks of them having absolutely no idea what they're talking...
New Cheetos face mask lets wearer stay healthy while munching on a fried cheezy snack all day
PLANO, TX — Chester Cheetah has introduced a new COVID-inspired face mask, resembling a cheetah muzzle, designed to help the...
California’s White Witch launches the 100-year quarantine
Los Angeles County Public Health Director Dr. Barbara Ferrer started her daily COVID news conference on Wednesday by apologizing for not being...
Tony Award nominee ‘Miss Wuhan, A Love Story Gone Viral’ up for Best Pandemic from a Communist Country
Who hasn't seen Miss Saigon? Based on the classic Puccini opera, Madame Butterfly, Miss Saigon tells the deeply romantic story...
Joe Biden hires the Swedish Chef to help make his speeches more intelligible
After a fallout with former speech writer Jar Jar Binks, Democratic front runner Joe Biden has hired the Swedish Chef as his...
Local ladies attend ‘Worst clam rally in history’
WALKER, LA — Three local woman prepared their finest clam dishes in preparation for their first clam rally. Three hours...
CDC reclassifies COVID-19 as a mental illness because it’s making everyone certifiably insane
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have reclassified the COVID-19 disease and its counterpart SARS CoV-2 as a...
