Planned Parenthood names Andrew Cuomo CEO citing his extensive experience killing people
NEW YORK—Planned Parenthood announced today the replacement of its current CEO with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. The selection of...
Year: 2021
TRADE ALERT: GOP trades Mitt Romney to Democrats for cash and an intern to be named later
Democrats in the senate announced a blockbuster trade Monday, noting that they obtained Utah Senator Mitt Romney from the GOP...
After second acquittal, Trump urges Democrats to impeach him again to claim 3-game winning streak
UNITED STATES—By this time you’re probably aware that Trump was acquitted in his second impeachment trial by a vote of...
Colleges now require conservatives to seal their mouths shut with Gorilla Glue
UNITED STATES—We’re all aware of the massive censorship and intimidation that conservatives face on college campuses nationwide. Woke leftism and...
Cuomo blames his pen for making him sign nursing home order that killed thousands
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has accepted the responsibility of blaming his pen for making him sign the nursing home order,...
Shaun King launches BLM inspired flaming pillow company
The political pillow fight just became even bigger and even more mostly peaceful.Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King announced he...
Emmy winner Andrew Cuomo to star in new sitcom ‘How I Killed Your Grandmother’
NEW YORK—Emmy award winner and New York Governor landed a great role in the new sitcom "How I Killed Your...
BREAKING: Trump fails to condemn violence following impeachment acquittal
(CNN) President Trump was acquitted in his second impeachment trial on Saturday, but there was one thing notably missing –...
Biden signs executive order mandating Gorilla Glue face masks for all Americans
WASHINGTON, DC—Dominion-elected-President Joe Biden has already signed several executive orders as the USA transitions into a communist state. His latest...
Donald Trump is the first back-to-back impeachment champion ever
WASHINGTON, DC—There has never been a two-time, let alone a back-to-back impeachment champion until now. Donald Trump has defeated the...
