Biden introduces new #PandemicIsOver face masks grade schoolers will be forced to wear this year
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has introduced a new #PandemicIsOver face mask that pre-K, kindergarten, and grade schoolers will be forced...
Year: 2022
BREAKING: John Fetterman gives another amazing speech
(CNN) The face of the 2022 Democratic Party is John Fetterman and he gave another amazing speech last night. Just...
BREAKING: Biden cures COVID
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Just days after President* Joe Biden cured cancer, Biden has also cured COVID. “You know, we were so...
Desperate Biden Admits Trump Won in 2020 Disqualifies Him Under 22nd Amend from Running Again in 2024
The Democrats were not to be deterred by a cooked up, phony Russian Collusion hoax, that in 2016, failed to...
BREAKING: Inflation is so bad that Leonardo DiCaprio is considering dating 27-year-olds
US—Inflation in the United States is so bad that actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who recently split from his 25-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone,...
Martha’s Vineyard changes motto to ‘Where All Are Welcome Somewhere Else’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—In light of the recent humanitarian crisis, Martha's Vineyard has updated its official flag and motto to "Martha's...
AOC breaks down in tears visiting poor migrants who have been sent to lovely Martha’s Vineyard
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) broke down in tears during her visit to beautiful Martha's Vineyard, where Florida...
Graham: ‘When we get control of Congress, we’re going to write several sternly-worded letters!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) upped the aggressive political rhetoric today by threatening that when the GOP regains control of...
Obama to DeSantis: ‘How dare you send illegal immigrants to my town that openly welcomes them!’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has sent a plane full of illegal immigrants to Martha's Vineyard as part of his...
BREAKING: FBI arrests Mike Lindell after spotting a MyPillow in Hunter Biden sex trafficking video
US—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is shaking down Mike Lindell after identifying a MyPillow in the background of one of...
