Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Biden says he didn’t know about Burisma because he doesn’t ‘know what’s going on about anything’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 15, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden claims that he didn't know about what went on between his son Hunter Biden...

Senator Whitehouse proves Barrett is funded by Emperor Palpatine ‘dark money’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 14, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—In a stunning presentation during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing for Amy Coney Barrett, Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) proved without...

Angry celebrities threaten to stay in America if Trump is reelected

Exavier Saskagoochie October 13, 2020

US—Many angry celebrities, worried about the possibility of another four years of Donald Trump, have pulled out all the stops...

Biden boat parade in Louisiana a success

Exavier Saskagoochie October 13, 2020

BATON ROUGE, LA—The Joe Biden boat parade in Louisiana was a success as coffins unearthed by deadly flooding were spotted...

‘Stop celebrating genocide’ screams group celebrating communists

Exavier Saskagoochie October 12, 2020

SEATTLE--Antifa of Boston modified a public statue of Christopher Columbus with red paint and a sign reading "stop celebrating genocide"...

BREAKING: Barrett casts out several demons in SCOTUS confirmation hearing opening statement

Exavier Saskagoochie October 12, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Democrats were shocked as Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett performed an exorcism during her opening statement at her...

BREAKING: Kamala Harris will announce her VP pick this week

Exavier Saskagoochie October 11, 2020

The Democratic pick for the next president of the United States, Kamala Harris, will announce her pick for vice president...

Lori Lightfoot reminds Chicagoans that living people can vote too

Exavier Saskagoochie October 10, 2020

CHICAGO--Dressed in her favorite Halloween costume, Beetlejuice, Mayor Lori Lightfoot made a special announcement today to remind Chicagoans that living...