Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Women’s march attacks women who support a woman SCOTUS nominee ‘because women!’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 18, 2020

WASHINGTON DC--The estrogen was oozing from every pore Saturday at the National Women's March, where many women marchers attacked women...

Newsom allows religious gatherings again as long as they’re mass suicides

Exavier Saskagoochie October 17, 2020

SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has lifted the ban on religious gatherings in his state as long as the gathering is a mass...

Biden to mandate coverage for 3-year-olds who want to transition to T-Rex

Exavier Saskagoochie October 16, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden took a brave and stunning stand again LGBTQ+ discrimination in his town hall Thursday....

Gov Newsom limits gatherings to 3 families if a midget is present and no laughing

Exavier Saskagoochie October 15, 2020

SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has decreed a new set of social distancing guidelines from on high allowing the peasant classes to...

BREAKING: Biden admits ‘bad dude’ Corn Pop is actually his son Hunter

Exavier Saskagoochie October 15, 2020

WILMINGTON, DE—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has admitted that his old adversary Corn Pop, who he labelled "a bad dude"...

Biden says he didn’t know about Burisma because he doesn’t ‘know what’s going on about anything’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 15, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden claims that he didn't know about what went on between his son Hunter Biden...

Senator Whitehouse proves Barrett is funded by Emperor Palpatine ‘dark money’

Exavier Saskagoochie October 14, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—In a stunning presentation during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing for Amy Coney Barrett, Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) proved without...